Hello, inhabitants of planet Earth.
You never imagined alien life would arrive via snowflakes, did you? Well, the joke is on you. Ha ha ha.
Already we have appropriated one of your primary news sources and we will begin broadcasting out our demands as soon as our Limb Acquisition Engineers find implements more useful than these “disposable pencils.” It has taken our Communications Division thirteen hours to compose this important message.
For now we advise you to shudder helplessly at the thought of a snow alien army taking over your planet. This is a well-thought out and unstoppable plan. By August we will have acquired at least thirty-seven percent of the southern part of this particular continent. After that, THE ENTIRE WORLD WILL BE OURS.
Just thought you might want to know that.
Have a good weekend, puny Earthlings. Or should I say, Worthlesslings? Ha ha ha.
Sincerely,
Commander Chappy

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Aw, he’s blushing.
DO NOT MOCK ME
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